This is just Wrong...
**Reposted from the first Lair, original date: 1/22/04
I found this on Roosh's Log. It is truely one of the wierdest fucking things I've ever heard of. You can read it here.
This guy must have been one or Ross's students. =)
Thundercat
February 4, 2004 in Humor | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack
New Extramask!
**Reposted from the first Lair, original date: 1/15/04
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The Extramask site just got an update. If you like 50 Cent, and if you like NIN, chances are you'll like this update. Also, there's a new story about an innocent young cat who turns into a car, and his balls. Yes, I'm talking about THOSE balls. Just be sure you're not using Netscape, or the site will tell you to fuck off (I learned this the hard way). You can find it at:
Until then, enjoy the madness.
Thundercat
February 4, 2004 in Humor | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack
More Feminator Fun
**Reposted from the first Lair, original date: 12/29/03
Found another Feminator post on ASF. This guy is too funny. Learn what not to do by reading this:
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Topic: FEMINATOR IS BACK! New $$$ night time method (1 of 9), Read 516 times
Conf: >> Tactics / Techniques
From: feminator 15081978@bluewin.ch
Date: Thursday, December 25, 2003 08:24 PM
My new night time method
1. I counter clearly Bitch shields, the AFC dating frame and ASD...
2.I show her, that i want to sleep with her, but i still remain a challenge.
3. I am making out with her ASAP. I don't give her more than 10 hours for fuck close.
FIELD TESTED EXAMPLES
"Hey i don't know you for so long, but you are definitely my type..."
"...this doesn't mean, that i want to sleep with you or that we can have a relationship together, because for that a girl needs much more ..."
Example of field tested deactivation of bitch shield
"I don't like girls, who are playing with men. A lot of beautiful women think that they have much more value than others. For me beauty is common and i don't like arrogant girls, who are trying to be more important than others. I can only love a girl, who shows me very directly, that she deeply cares about me and who gives me the feeling of being very important for her, otherwise i can't trust her and i walk away..."
-> More positive and negative stories about bitch shields possible, if necessary!
Example of field tested deactivation of the dating frame
Have you ever noticed, that many guys already think they have a close relationship with a girl, before they kissed or slept with her... I mean for me this is strange... Sex is very important for me. Dates is something i enjoy more after sex, haha, just a joke ;-) but seriously, when i don't kiss a girl very quickly, she becomes only a friend for me. This happens very quickly, when i know a girl for more than 10 hours!
(Later i was checking all the time my clock with a smile... "So i know you for 9 hours, haha." She said:"No this doesn't count, it was only 6 hours and you walked all the time away yesterday." I said:"I do this all the time with just friend girls." Then 10 minutes later we kissed)
-> More positive and negative stories about dating frames possible, if necessary!
Example of field tested deactivation of the ASD
I only like girls, who are not cheap sluts... Girls with personality and social value... but at the same time it's also appreciated, when a girl thinks all the time about sex and shows this to me... I mean sex is natural ... For example, when i touch or kiss somebody i really like with this special feeling of trust and connection, i feel very good... etc.
If a girls is not open for kissing or touching me, i would walk away very quickly!
-> More positive and negative stories about ASD possible, if necessary!
PS:
This is just a short summary. I am currently very busy in the field! Any comments appreciated!
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You can read the whole thread here:
http://www.fastseduction.com/discussion/read?121398,16
Thundercat
February 4, 2004 in Humor | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack
Some Random Craziness
**Reposted from the first Lair, original date: 12/19/03
Okay, it may be due to sleep deprevation, or the voices in my head have been getting louder, but I've dug up a few old pictures of mine and decided to have a little random fun. Is it seduction related? Only if you go Gunwitch I suppose.
Thundercat
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February 4, 2004 in Humor | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack
FDA PANEL APPROVES OTC "MORNING-BEFORE" PILL
**Reposted from the first Lair, original date: 12/18/03
Hey guys,
Found this little bit of satire by Scott Ott on Scrappleface. Thought it was funny and that I'd post it.
Thundercat
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FDA Panel Approves OTC 'Morning-Before' Pill
A Food and Drug Administration (FDA) panel has approved over-the-counter sales of the so-called 'morning-before' pill. Although experts disagree over how the pill works, it seems to prevent unwanted pregnancy by attacking the problem at its source in the human brain.
The drug is an emergency pre-emptive contraceptive known as "Plan A", which, when taken 48-72 hours before potential unprotected sex, is 100 percent effective in preventing pregnancy.
Rather than causing a quick abortion, like the so-called 'morning after' pills, Plan A works on the cerebrum in the brain to actually keep women from getting into sexual situations in the first place.
"It seems to knock some sense into them, clinically speaking," said one unnamed FDA researcher. "After taking Plan A, our test subjects intuitively understood what men were really thinking. They no longer believed the words 'I love you' when it was just an inducement to sexual activity. In fact, they avoided situations where they might be alone together with any man to whom they were not married."
Scientists continue to work on a male version of the drug, also known as the 'personal responsibility' pill.
February 4, 2004 in Humor | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack
How About A Little Head?
**Reposted from the first Lair, original date: 12/18/03
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Okay, it may shock some of you, but you actually CAN respond to the posts here on the Lair and share your thoughts, opinions, rants, raves, and various other things that can be put into words. All I ask is that you keep all hate speech off the replies, otherwise I will delete them. I don't mind disagreements, differing opinions, or even a little good natured ribbing, but I won't tolerate any of the hate stuff. So be a playa' not a hatea', Kapeesh?
Anyway, a neat little feature here is that each replier gets a choice of little heads that can be put next to their name on the reply board. I have a list of heads that runs the gammut of the varying different styles and types of pick-up artists out there, so when you reply, choose the one that best suits you.
The old ones are:
AFC
AMOG
BAFC
Cocky/Funny
HB
Master Seducer
Pick-Up Guru
PUA
RAFC
Ray Gordon
Speed Seducer
Warpig
I've added a few new ones by popular demand and request. They are as follows:
Style
Zan
Swinggcat
Little Big Dick
Mmasters
MasterClass
Craig
Tyler Durden
If you guys have any other suggestions for additional heads, please post them here.
Thundercat
February 4, 2004 in Humor | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack
The Extra-FUCKING-Mask!
**Reposted from the first Lair, original date: 12/16/03
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Okay, I've gotten to meet a few characters as I travel around the world and meet up with various pick-up artists. But none quite fall into the same category of the infamous "2-6." Yes, there is a PUA who's handle is none other than 2-6 (pronounced twenty-six) because the dude was a virgin until the age of 26. Regardless of that little fact, 2-6 is one of the nicest, coolest guys I've met in the community. Not only that, he is funny as hell. So funny, in fact, that he is pursuing a career in stand-up comedy.
His website is extramask.com. It's like Tom Green meets Charlie Manson with a healthy dose of the psychosis that sets in with semen backlog. Its manic, twisted, disturbing, and hilarious -- much like most of my sarges. His most recent song about gay sex had me on the floor, I was laughing so hard.
It is a personal goal of mine to spread the word far and wide about the comic stylings of Extramask. Its not for everyone, but that's what makes it great. Be sure to check it out and give 2-6 a reason to update his website.
WARNING: Not for people with heart problems or small children.
www.extramask.com
Go there. Don't be a fucking pussy.
Thundercat
February 4, 2004 in Humor | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack
Ross's Pussy
**Reposted from the first Lair, original date: 12/16/03
We all love Ross Jeffries. For those of you who don't know, Ross coined the term "sarging" after his cat, Sargy. Well, Sargy is no longer of this mortal coil, but Ross has a new kitty now -- Tabitha. I found this picture on the internet and for some reason thought of her.
And I thought I was a lady killer...
Thundercat
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